my super power is humour

In my male comic book character type narrative voice…

When trouble is on the scene…have no fear! For Hilarious Mom-Mom is here!

POW! ZAP! BAM!

When the kid is acting up, or the guinea pig is flipping out, or the lady at the cash register has a frowny face… Hilarious Mom-Mom uses her super power gifts of COMEDY, to ease the tensions and make the world a better place!

Even though her weakness is store music, and she cannot help but dance in aisle 3 while she buys toilet paper and dish sponges!
 
Cue Super Power music

– Tangerine, honest, mother, clairvoyant, creative/artistic, determined, aware, integrity, hilarious