I’d pick Gerrard – obviously! He is my main man and even hearing his name gets me excited! But, I would be Gerrard for 3 reasons:
First, he has learned how to secretly steal English muffins off counters (did I mention he is a basset hound and quit short?!), and they sound most delicious!
Second, he has the most hilarious bark that everyone can’t help themselves but laugh at.
And finally, he is just happy to snuggle up, on his back and get endless belly rubs.
– Malak, human licker, shoe stealer, and all around goofball